Neander-tale / James P. Hogan --
Uncle Henry passes / Esther Friesner --
A dealing with demons / Craig Shaw Gardner --
The case of Jack the Clipper / David Langford --
The shoemaker and the Elvis / Lawrence Schimel --
Dances with elves / Cynthia Ward --
A hedge against alchemy / John Morressy --
A slow day in hell / Julia S. Mandala --
How I got three zip codes / Gene Wolfe --
The failure of Hope & Wandel / Ambrose Bierce --
The birthday gift / Elisabeth Waters --
Captain Honario Harpplayer, R.N. / Harry Harrison --
The aliens who knew, I mean, everything / George Alec Effinger --
History book / John Grant --
Elijah P. Jopp and the dragon / Archibald Marshall --
The dragon doctor's apprentice / Charles Partington --
Rules of engagement / Molly Brown --
The triumph of vice / W.S. Gilbert --
The top 50 things I'd do if I ever became an evil overlod / Peter Anspach --
How to be fantastic / Elizabeth Counihan --
Hershey's Kisses / Ron Goulart --
Escape from the planet of the bears / Tom Holt --
The hills behind Hollywood High / Avram Davidson and Grania Davis --
The affliction of Baron Humpfelhimmel / John Kendrick Bangs --
The case of the four and twenty blackbirds / Neil Gaiman --
The man who hated Cadillacs / E.K. Grant --
The ultimate / Seamus Cullen --
The star of the farmyard / Terry Jones --
Diamonds -black and white / Anthony Armstrong --
Malocchio / Eliot Fintushel --
The metrognome / Alan Dean Foster --
The Eye of Tandyla / L. Sprague de Camp --
The outpost undisovered by tourists / Harlan Ellison